UCLA Biologist Created an OnlyFans for Marmots After Trump Cut His Federal Funding

Executive Briefing

• Reveals UCLA biologist Daniel Blumstein launched 'OnlyMarms' on OnlyFans after federal research funding was cut
• Reports Trump administration cancelled over 1,700 NSF grants worth $1.4 billion in 2025 alone
• Highlights NSF has awarded a fraction of its typical $9 billion in grants so far in 2026
• Notes court documents confirm some grant cancellations were based solely on states' 2024 Trump voting records
• Warns Blumstein's decades-long marmot study, one of the world's longest mammal studies, now runs on fumes